nebulense: okay. gonna get this speech done. LOL
You’ve been freaking the fuck out about nothing for the past week. Go smoke a pack or something. Oh and quit trying to feed me raw meat, I don’t appreciate it.
Those wings were so spicy.
Dear god my stomach is on fire.
The last day of a break is worse then a sunday.
mikewhoreison: i have homework what the fuck.
boner-: seriously just want a new friend
That's so meme: HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY... →
thats-so-meme: Someone posted this on our college group on Facebook. Not sure if it’s real or not but it’s still funny in a nerdy way xD: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term: The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it…
mysteryofthebrain: WOBBEDY WOBBEDY WA WOBBLE WOBBLE ASS SO FAT, ALL THESE BITCHES PUSSIES IS THROBBIN’. BAD BITCHES, I’M YA LEADER, PHANTOM BY THE MEATER SOMEBODY POINT ME TO THE BEST ASS EATER. TELL ‘EM PUSSY CLEAN, I TELL ‘EM PUSSY SQUEAKY. NIGGAS GIVE ME BRAIN ‘CAUSE ALL THEM NIGGAS GEEKY.
Apparently I smelled like clementines today. Is that a compliment?
txted: my former best friend used to say things like “i mustache you a question” and put her finger under her nose like a mustache and laugh at her hilarity for a couple minutes and post pictures of it on her facebook and tumblr we’re not on speaking terms anymore I guess she had to “shave it for later.”
My house is cold.
im a faggot hmu