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Home sweet home.
me: i love you
me: shh don't speak
nebulense: downloading nostale<33333333 omfg i cant wait i havent played this game in years ashfuasbhlsafdhilasdlfkjhaslkdjfhjaksfagtwt Yeah go play MapleStory while you’re at it, loser. Who plays video games anymore?
iceroadfuckers: let me play you a tune on the world’s smallest violin
inbetween-abeautifuldisaster: A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest...
Okay so I’m not going snowboarding because it’s too cold. That’s cool, but now you want me to go hiking?
Ok time to sleep and hopefully when I wake up I’ll be getting ready to go SNOWBOARDING ON MY NEW SNOWBOARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Tonight was legitimately perfect. I can't even...
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm