I got my suit today and was leaving the mall when a lady told my dad and I that they were looking for models and actors. My dad asked if I wanted to model so I gave him my stuff and struck a pose. Laughs ensued.
I will destroy you like a Japanese tsunami. Too soon?
Waiting for all of the “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” wall posts on Facebook.
I want to see 30 Seconds to Mars on April 30th but Sara’s parents won’t let her go in the pit and Nicole doesn’t want to be out of the pit. Fuck this shit.
2 essays and make-up work to do today. Putting it off for 2 hours.
Anonymous asked: dream girl?
hamboogerandwenchwries: Kim by Eminem
After school I was waiting for my bus, and this girl yells out “I need to get some weed, I haven’t smoked no weed!” There was an aide right next to her. Black girls never cease to amuse me.
Miss Poll, I will cut you up into one thousand tiny pieces and feed you to seagulls. You make me so damn mad, this isn’t elementary school anymore, if I miss a homework big deal. Don’t be jealous that I’m not a migrating freckle ginger and you are.
helloitsben: PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIFs...
Anonymous asked: i think you are so cool and i have a lil crush on yeh
In 10 days you all better be afraid of the roads.
So I was at my cousin’s Batmitzvah, and all these little 12 and 13 year old girls were wearing skirts that just barely covered their butt. I was like, “Excuse me young lady, I can see your vagina from here.” The future hookers of America. Oh, and both of the friends my other cousin invited were checking me out. I’m a stud.
Oh hey, you have a gauge? That’s cool, I hope it gets caught on a tree.
These new game’s Pokemon choices really suck, but the story’s pretty good. Too bad it was so short.
A drug dealer made a sale today and gave me a dollar. I’m so in there.
Got my computer back, time to do 2 projects in a day.
Everything about these new Pokemon is completely unoriginal but I still love it.
Playing Pokemon White Version just about all day. Tepig doing work.
Abby’s party was pretty great. We just need less Melvins.