The Facility of Blocks: Archive

I got my suit today and was leaving the mall when a lady told my dad and I that they were looking for models and actors. My dad asked if I wanted to model so I gave him my stuff and struck a pose. Laughs ensued.

Mar 31st

I will destroy you like a Japanese tsunami. Too soon?

Mar 28th

1 tag

Mar 27th

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Waiting for all of the “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” wall posts on Facebook.

Mar 23rd

I want to see 30 Seconds to Mars on April 30th but Sara’s parents won’t let her go in the pit and Nicole doesn’t want to be out of the pit. Fuck this shit.

Mar 21st

2 essays and make-up work to do today. Putting it off for 2 hours.

Mar 20th

Anonymous asked: dream girl?

Mar 19th

hamboogerandwenchwries: Kim by Eminem

Mar 17th

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Mar 17th

After school I was waiting for my bus, and this girl yells out “I need to get some weed, I haven’t smoked no weed!” There was an aide right next to her. Black girls never cease to amuse me.

Mar 17th

240 notes

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Mar 16th

Miss Poll, I will cut you up into one thousand tiny pieces and feed you to seagulls. You make me so damn mad, this isn’t elementary school anymore, if I miss a homework big deal. Don’t be jealous that I’m not a migrating freckle ginger and you are.

Mar 15th

helloitsben: PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIFs...

Mar 15th

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Anonymous asked: i think you are so cool and i have a lil crush on yeh

Mar 15th

Mar 14th

27,279 notes

Mar 13th

In 10 days you all better be afraid of the roads.

Mar 13th

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So I was at my cousin’s Batmitzvah, and all these little 12 and 13 year old girls were wearing skirts that just barely covered their butt. I was like, “Excuse me young lady, I can see your vagina from here.” The future hookers of America. Oh, and both of the friends my other cousin invited were checking me out. I’m a stud.

Mar 13th

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