January 2012
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When I hear what I said come out of someone else's...
And it sounds so much worse than I thought it did.
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So I was watching TV last night.
Nothing was on at 4AM, so I looked at what was playing on all the movie channels. On one of the HBO channels “Bikini Time Machine” was playing. I was like “The fuck is this, it’s supposed to be ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’” and so I decided to see what it was. It was a porno. EVERY GIRL HAD DISGUSTING NASTY FAKE BOOBS HOLY SHIT MY EYES WERE BURNING but I had to...
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I just want someone to hang out and talk to me tomorrow.
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DAYYYYYYYUM
Too much happened.
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I thought we were good friends, and I used to tell you everything. But now you haven’t answered any texts or calls or even try to get back to me for the past month when I know you’ve been able to. And your friend has been calling/texting me when she’s with you about stupid shit trying to be funny. You can tell her to stop, and I’ll leave you alone.
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Odd Future show on my birthday.
And it’s in Philly. I’m going.
Religion is like a penis
lejoshfranceschi:
bricksatmywindow:
Its fine to have one
It’s fine to be proud of it
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around, and PLEASE don’t try and shove it down my children’s throats.
I’m too educated for religion.
I really want a home made quesadilla right now
Giant tortillas, cheese, chicken, and jalapenos.
Although I’ll probably never use the stuff that I got, I think today was a pretty successful day.
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
feedmysoulwithmusic:
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
Signal is sending me a replacement board.
Success. Now I can hang this one up as a memento of my hard work, sweat, and tears.
