Nothing was on at 4AM, so I looked at what was playing on all the movie channels. On one of the HBO channels “Bikini Time Machine” was playing. I was like “The fuck is this, it’s supposed to be ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’” and so I decided to see what it was. It was a porno. EVERY GIRL HAD DISGUSTING NASTY FAKE BOOBS HOLY SHIT MY EYES WERE BURNING but I had to keep watching.
I thought we were good friends, and I used to tell you everything. But now you haven’t answered any texts or calls or even try to get back to me for the past month when I know you’ve been able to. And your friend has been calling/texting me when she’s with you about stupid shit trying to be funny. You can tell her to stop, and I’ll leave you alone.