March 2012
gossipgran:
WHAT
What the girl you used to have a crush on tells...
hervacationh0me:
“I used to have the biggest crush on you! You didn’t know?”
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omg what just happened why did my gay porn get posted omg brb kmf
February 2012
Spelling counts...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Well… alright…
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keepyouwarminhell replied to your photo: It’s funny because you all have no idea who I’m…
ew u piece of shit u ugly
DON’T STOP LOVING ME.
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Oh god you’re fucking ugly why did I ever date you LOLOLOL.
butkissmeonceforluck:
having friends is nice, man.
Yeah yo hey. And drunk people are pretty nice, too.
Friend on Facebook changes relationship status to single
Person 1: ??????
Person 2: omg what happened
Person 3: ?
Person 4: Are you okay????????????????
Person 5: call me right now
Person 6: oh fuuuuuuuuuuk
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Hey mom
You are honestly the biggest bitch I know. You are a bigger bitch than those fake bitches at school. You are a bigger bitch than those bitches on TV. You are even a bigger bitch than bitches in movies and shows, where their character is meant to be the biggest bitch alive. You have done next to nothing for me my entire life except boss me around, flip out at me for the tiniest things, yell at...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
When I'm famous...
whyamisorandom:
Those girls that wouldn’t date me
Those people who picked on me
My parents
My best friend
Me
zayvia:
hahahh i can’t stop laughing
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