Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
I have 99 followers, but a bitch ain’t one. The suspense is killing me!
Anonymous asked: howd your speech go?
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
byecoolworld: a guy has never made me cum
shavingryansprivates: 1 in 10 household items are gay
Daaaaaaamn kid, get feisty.
2thpaste: City And Colour \ The Girl
Freedom Bucket →
dist0rted-euph0ria: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a...
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
I still haven’t started on my speech. Tomorrow shall suck.
Someone please write my speech for me though, I will pay you in sexual favors.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have to write this speech for tomorrow and I couldn’t care less about why or why not you should sponsor a child and I need a media thing too like a slideshow and oh my sweet baby Jesus I’m fucked.
friendsam0ngfish asked: AND THEN YOU HUGGED ME.
Anonymous asked: brand new
I have to wait an hour before making any more asks because I spammed Shaina.
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
amortentiia: Okay so how about we put a random persons name in my ask and I’ll tell you about the first time that I met them. Or you could put in a band/artist and the first song I heard by them. I’m just bored and i want questions hi I like this idea and I want it done.
nebulense: thelights-allfaded: nebulense: emma stone is just a wannabe lindsay lohan. OMFG LINDSAY NO NOT EVEN SHE IS THOUGH. I MEAN, I LIKE HER AND EVERYTHING.. BUT SHE’S JUST NOT AS ATTRACTIVE AND THEY’RE TOO SIMILAR AND LINDSAY CAME FIRST AND YEAH askljhfasd NO, YOU ARE WRONG.