July 2012
abunchoftwats:
oscarstardis:
liveinphoenix:
ricksanscrotum:
albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever
bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ
Renesmee Carlie Cullen
TITS.
me: 100% fab
you: 0% fab
that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination
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I want to be photographed. Not pictures like the “HEY LOOK AT ME HAHAH LOOK AT MY DORKY FACES” that people take of me on their iPhone, but legit pictures of me doing shit with my friends and living life. “Tumblr photos” you could say. It would be cool.
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So I have 5 potential songs that I am working on lyrics for. Most of them are created from a nice phrase about a particular subject that I think up usually in the shower. Then for the next 5 minutes I’ll think of some more lyrics and save it on my computer. Every so often I’ll open one up and spend another 5 minutes thinking of lyrics. Tonight I opened them all up and added to them. I...
Anonymous asked: 5 people you're friends with or want to become better friends with and why.
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I would post those “Send me _____ and I’ll answer _____” things but I know that no one would ever send me anything.
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
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promo4homo:
seductive-black-man:
okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i
it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
teap0ts:
like this if you are hot and spicy
don’t be a liar if you’re mild or some shit
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
mandarkslab:
I wonder how many times Freddy and Daphne fucked while they were “searching for ghost”
broman3:
We all know a squidward
Tight Butthole Crew
crodriguez93:
STAYS TRUE!
